alliance and leicester

I’ve got a query about an Account I opened with Alliance and Leicester.  I’ve got a letter that provides me with an account number and a phone number, it reads  “…if you have any further question [sp] please contact a member of the team on 0844 5619737“. So I ring the number.

“Please enter your eight digit ID number.  This is on your welcome letter, monthly statements, or internet banking ID.  It is NOT your account number.”

Hmmm. I don’t have any of those things to hand, they are not on the letter.  I’ve got my debit card, but that’s obviously on a different system.  I put the phone down and return to the letter, near the bottom, in bold it gives another number “if you would like us to send you information in the future in larger print…” I ring this number.  It doesn’t work.

So I go to the website and look for a telephone number.  I’m an existing customer.  I select my product and ring the number on the page.

“Please enter your eight digit ID number.  This is on your welcome letter, monthly statements, or internet banking ID.  It is NOT your account number.”

I don’t have that information to hand.  I choose another product.  Same message.  I’m getting frustrated.  There’s a page titled “Other enquiries“.  Lots of words, but no number.  I navigate to the complaints page, it has a number.  Hey! Kill two birds with the same stone, speak to someone in their complaints department, make a complaint about how my time is being wasted trying to find a number and get transferred to the relevant department.

I dial the complaints number, more IVR and the prerecorded message.

“Please enter your eight digit ID number.  This is on your welcome letter, monthly statements, or internet banking ID.  It is NOT your account number.”

Frustration turns to anger.  I find a number for new customers.  I get through the IVR and finally talk to someone.  “I need to transfer you to the relevent department” she says.  OK.  The line goes silent.  And then goes dead.  Lovely.  Stress.  I give up and start the motions of closing the account.

There’s nothing unique about Alliance and Leicester.  I hate to pick on them.  But this seems like a case of a lack of joined up thinking.  When you are designing processes or procedures, don’t just think about them from the business perspective, take a persona and test them with real people in roll plays.  What if someone doesn’t have what you expect them to have?  Customers do not always behave according to the expected happy path.  What are you doing about that?